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THE 6 HORSEMEN OF THE POSTMODERN WARHOLIAN APOCALYPSE.

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WAR: Touchdown! Homerun! It’s a battle out there John Madden!
Offhanding the pigskin, he body slammed him! He’s down? What happened!?
Yeah he’s a real fighter, this young kid it looks like a fatality.
It’s a war out there, our prayers go out to his family.
Meanwhile… In recent news, [number] died in [location] in an [event].
At the News, we don’t just report the news we sensationalize death.
This summer… PG13 flashes of gore with a catchy score.
Starring ACTION STAR in “WAR ACTION 4: THE ACTION WAR!”

CONQUEST: “Hi my names Cliché! And I’m your perfect dream girl!
Wow I love that too! We met petting the sea urchins at sea world!
I’m so cute when I’m awkward, so awkward and cute!
Funny, interesting and cool and smart! I’m a novelty too!
And Heyy my names Generic Love Interest! And I’m a sexual object!
My purpose is to solely exist for your eventual conquest!
I don’t get the concept! Girls respect your body, but shake that booty!
And watch your mirror like it’s your favorite movie!

FAMINE: Eat it up. Stay in tune with the fashion.
LOL. A picture of a cat with a humorous caption.
Ten seconds have passed without being amused and distracted.
LOL. A picture of a cat with a humorous caption.
I need an instant update for this IPOD farmville game.
The information is here. Time to update my social network status page!
Am I feeling up or down? - Where am I now? - What did I just eat? –
Isn’t this constant stream of every single little tiny little thing just so really very neat?
I must let everyone know that I don’t feel alone.

RHETORIC: “The recipe for preparing your lover as a cannibal banquet: feel free.”
For brevity, tear it asunder at the actual fabric, see me –
A speciality - the terror of thunder and laughter of magic: TV.
Essentially, carelessly blunder and be hyperactive dramatic: E.T.!
Really, rarely I wonder… Step up your game. Irrelevant. Name.
Unfettering each decadent, decorative phrase within a specialist frame.
The precipice of excellence. A pre-requisite claim to feign impressionist elegant claims.
A pendulous flame with incredible range. Are you not entertained?

DEATH: I rang my home.
My boy answered,
he didn’t recognize my voice,
I clutched his plush toy in my hand,
I told him it’s me - dad.
He said DAD!
So I talked with my boy on the phone,
Asked him how was school,
He said it was nice and he got to take the guinea pig home overnight.
I asked him if his mom was there,
he said no she’s out again.
I said did she leave you there alone?
Yeah.
I said what are you doing now?
Just watching TV.
I told him me too,
And then I asked what channel are you watching?
He told me channel 8 so I turned on the TV and switched to channel 8.
And for a minute, I listened to him laugh as he watched the cartoons.
I didn’t know how to tell him the news.