Its the only thing that's important anymore!!
Coliseum style. Man against beast.
Wind kicks dust during the Kings speech.
“This my citizens, The Battle of the Century.
Where both allies and enemy's.
Vie for the right to the crown; to be owned physically.
I, and the winner of this rumble shall dance.
The only thing that matters anymore? The throne and your chance
BEGIN”
Light bursts. Blindingly so.
Vibrant hues confuse the tiger opposed.
Eye's closed. Clipped by a furious blow.
A midget in green brings a perilous show.
Lucky charmed, a Shamrock weathers the strike.
The stunned Tiger stumbles to regain any fight.
He shakes and comes to, his senses arrive.
Just as three brothers mount him to ride.
They try to take advantage, but Tony's too Gr-r-reat
He kicks and bucks as powerful legs send astray.
The first brother tastes dirt, snapping his face.
He lay, motionless, blood splattering mates.
The seconds war-cry is spattered in hate.
He grabs the beasts throat with might he can muster.
Tony picks up speed just to stop, his speed easily flusters.
The tossed brothers back crashes in a crackling thud.
The third is no match as Tony grasps his head in the mud.
Pop's his skull into mouth, a mere morsel of food.
The crowds roar moves the dirt from him holstering doom.
Amped up. Tony caters to fans...
BAM!
A blonde headed kid grips a bat in his hands.
His power is great as Tony's balance is braced.
Just then, the wee Irishmen uncovers what's draped.
A pot of gold, Fred and Barney both are exposed.
Eye's wide as can be, but never saw the swarming young bee.
Bam-Bam watches in awe, seeking revenge or he thinks.
But once you taste Honey's sweet nectar...No kid can resist.
The distraction is enough for Tony to shatter his wrist.
Pip-Pip Cheerio!
The least of the foes comes stumbling out.
A tricky rabbit begins running his mouth.
“I'm not silly, in fact” Both ears snatched in disgust.
A soaring Toucan lifts him above.
The Rabbit plummets to death, instantly liquified.
Count Chocula distracted by the bloodiest sight.
Forgets the war for a second...Life is done.
The Apple of his eye, jacked, by a Captains gun.
The Bee, stinger-less, is devoured in haste.
Just then the Toucan nose dives to the base.
The Tiger reacts, Sam's eaten whole.
As the Leprechaun's caught admiring gold.
The Captain attacks...All that remain, the final two.
Tony growls for the people...
The Captain once very peaceful.
Can taste victory with the gun in his hand.
The Tiger's filled finally, the musket is ham.
The original King Quaker. Set to square off vs. the Captain.
But the masses cheer the Crunch...
Quaker's old Fashion!
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