My cousin is sum type of retarded
Hes just childish as fuck
But hes l8ke a giant. Fuckin 9 year old in hacksaw jim duggins body. They gave this barbarian a drivers license too!
So yes. The dmv really d9es.give out drivers licenses to retards. If youve ever asked urself this question.
Hey....ur cousin jims c9ming over!
Aw man....hes gonna wanna smoke weed an beat my friends up :(
Hes kinda like Debo with the emotions of a golden retriever.
My grandma told me he got a j9b boxing mouth wash in an assembly line at a warehouse or something.
Hes like uh oh without the internet.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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