You want the real shit? The poop that sprays ?
Got this wheelchair guy so high he couldn't move his legs
I wanna fart in a jacuzzi with babes
I'm sick. Dallas buyers club, but that movie was gay
I like my friend Amy, I think. Her groovy's okay
I wish she sent me nudies of her booty for days
But that'll never happen cuz I fuck the dead
Edit: I wish I pissed one time and it wasn't red
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"black as midnight..black as pitch
blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"
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