I have so many questions, though.
How long was oats waiting to drop that picture?
Was he simply waiting until someone said native Hawaiian? Did he log on everyday with uneasy excitement hoping he'd finally see the codeword so he could unleash this earth shattering revelation?
Was he given a script? Does he think he missed his one chance at true love?
Did he apply for this? What circumstances led to this? Was he sad?
So many
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