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Batty · 04-23-2014, 02:20 PM

This shit is for paragraph bros

@uh-oh

@Bags

@big baby

This nigga's head has got 2 moons and four different seasons. The eastern hemisphere of his head has a rainforest filled with Skittles trees and is the natural habitat for the elusive Eastern-Dome Marmoset or "baby head monkies" as they are more commonly known. This niggas neck is the coldest region in head-winter. He dreams of oxygen and sun to maintain homeostasis.

This nigga's grandma started knitting him a wool cap in 2004. This small project has blossomed into 3 factories in Singapore and a half dozen sweatshops in southern Malaysia. Analysts predict that by the year 2021, sheep will become an endangered species and the cap will need to be completed using synthetic materials.

Not only can this nigga change channels on his tv with his mind but he can also change the endings to movies. An example would be the movie: Se7en, "what's in the box" you ask? This time around it's a Disney Frozen themed birthday cake. Now Batman dies in Dark Knight Rises, but fuck it Heath Ledger is alive again. Dexter isn't a lumberjack and Walter White still runs a car wash. Netflix is free.

This niggas head runs complex equations and computes distances in time and space. He can taste and touch numbers. This niggas mind created the single bullet theory with JFK and went back in time to make it work, Oswald wasn't even in the original version. This nigga can smell math. He disputes his own theories and it ends in win-win every time. He invented Cobra Commander's Weather Dominator just fucking around. If you believe in the phrase "a penny for your thoughts", in the time you took to read that, this nigga just paid off the national defecit and made the weight of money too heavy to allow the Earth to stay on it's axis.

04-23-2014, 02:20 PM	#94
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	This shit is for paragraph bros @uh-oh @Bags @big baby This nigga's head has got 2 moons and four different seasons. The eastern hemisphere of his head has a rainforest filled with Skittles trees and is the natural habitat for the elusive Eastern-Dome Marmoset or "baby head monkies" as they are more commonly known. This niggas neck is the coldest region in head-winter. He dreams of oxygen and sun to maintain homeostasis. This nigga's grandma started knitting him a wool cap in 2004. This small project has blossomed into 3 factories in Singapore and a half dozen sweatshops in southern Malaysia. Analysts predict that by the year 2021, sheep will become an endangered species and the cap will need to be completed using synthetic materials. Not only can this nigga change channels on his tv with his mind but he can also change the endings to movies. An example would be the movie: Se7en, "what's in the box" you ask? This time around it's a Disney Frozen themed birthday cake. Now Batman dies in Dark Knight Rises, but fuck it Heath Ledger is alive again. Dexter isn't a lumberjack and Walter White still runs a car wash. Netflix is free. This niggas head runs complex equations and computes distances in time and space. He can taste and touch numbers. This niggas mind created the single bullet theory with JFK and went back in time to make it work, Oswald wasn't even in the original version. This nigga can smell math. He disputes his own theories and it ends in win-win every time. He invented Cobra Commander's Weather Dominator just fucking around. If you believe in the phrase "a penny for your thoughts", in the time you took to read that, this nigga just paid off the national defecit and made the weight of money too heavy to allow the Earth to stay on it's axis.