[Batty]

This nigga filed a gimmick infringement against the Superdome and won that shit.

When he was born, this niggas head stretched his momma's pussy into the Sarlaac Pitt. Then That shit ate Boba Fett.

This motherfucker stretched some Beats by Dre so far that the Cloverfield monster could jump rope with them shits.

This nigga bypassed waterhead and went straight to oceanhead

They make Fig Newtons out of this nigga's ear wax

This nigga can hear the ocean in seashells that are on the ocean floor.

This nigga tripped and headbutted a second Grand Canyon in Minnesota