Bros... this nigga lookin like Dr. Sheldon Cooper went to Comic Con as Freeza.
When he contemplates shit, 3 blocks of his hood loses Wi-Fi.
Lookin like Tito Ortiz in jr. high and shit
V said "Remember the Future" and this nigga did it
His necklace is the fertility idol from Indiana Jones eating a big ass turkey drumstick.
He got a high speed USB port in his neck
Dude got a headache and now the year 2035 can't exist anymore
He can read comic books before they are written
He sneezes spoilers for movies
He can troll jedi
looking like Casey Anthony in the face and shit
invented a battery operated couch while he was sleeping
To get a good idea of his actual size, in that pic he has his hands on the shoulders of a 47 year old Columbian business man.
Pixar got a new movie.....WIGGAMIND
This nigga got a brainfreeze once from drinking a snowcone truck and invented the Occulus Rift and the NVIDIA Shield in one sitting.
This nigga got The Borg's entire collective stored in his central cortex
Looks like Blake Griffin's final form
This nigga wears a wrestling ring as a headband
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