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I found it funny because it was so outrageous. Anyone taking it seriously needs to wake up to fuck. Jokes are jokes. It was so flagrantly ridiculous and perverted its impossible for anyone even slightly witty to take seriously.

Comic rap, love it.

But try a different scheme, dude. Like dis:


welcome to your deathly descent into the catacombs of neural secretions dispensed,
by rahiim you cretin, im eatin' your flesh,
its quite decent the feelin of my teeth in your neck,
but im needin i sense a far eviler deed to quench
me of this pent up bloodlust, so i slash your tongue
out and pee on it next , then make you eat it
now i'll be honest let you in on a secret,
im demonic, sex-ually attracted to little girls,
i pee on em' yes,
but only after i fuck them senseless
from age three, to seventeen,
get undressed,
sexual assault, i assault sexuals, no matter what kind of sexual they are,
whether there bisexual, heterosexual, homosexual,
asexual, pansexual, transexual, i assault sexuals,
until i turn there brains into vegitables with
eclectical fuckery of there vaginal and exit holes,
what is the pigmentation of your vaginal lips,
are they crispy or soft as a nip of warm air
in the summer, are they shiny like a whip,
or are they stale as a three year old potatoe chip
laying under the couch next to sini's disc,
remember me sini?
you're a hoe temee,
temee in japanese means, bastard if you didnt know
imbi-chille' so sini imma make you blow weenie
, my flow, be the, most speedy aproach the
speed of infinity
so suck a goat weenie,
your cunt looks like a tortellini,
... i have a small penis ...
i mean i have a tall tree this,
year for christmas,
fuck it my balls look like peas with,
a grain of rice for a dick attached, jesus,
you need really good aim to kick me in the nuts,
but if you succeed, if you kick me in the nuts
they'll be squished,
and i'll need
to get my smooth sensitive little nut-
sack sliced so they can be restitched,
infact i rape little, girls cause my genitals are so small they can barely fit
within a millimeter bitch,
my penis is microscopic to the optic lenses
when its flacid because it blends in
with the color of my nutsack
but when its erect, it looks like a toothpick,
i never gave two shits, a rats ass, or huge piss,
cause my urethras too thin, but i still pee on girls and pee on your body parts before i make you eat them,
cause im hemmorhaging in the grey matter

Last part was crap. Some of it needs reduced in word count. But some of it was lol.