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Ok Nika fuck u joke..
U'd do anything for a win, no one thinks this scams dope
Cuz Nick offerman sexual favors in parks and recreation buildings for a damn vote

This was OK but lacked the completeness of the pun.

I destroy shit w/ faster rights, laugh at the way this bastard fights
When I cause hellwig's get ripped off then ill gorilla press ur soul to the after life

It's timely and good enough to work since the wordplay was natural.

I get bitches moist in a second, I give sluts the work u punks is nerds
One touch and alouette ho, while you have to sing that song to ever pluck a bird

This didn't work for me because of the wording of the second half of the punch and because you're facing "Al"ien.

& geoff aka alien oh this fucks the worst...
He got fat n its ashame, fags a nerd ill trash his words
Ull never see aaliyah scrap of food & the idea of him goin on a diet'll crash an burn

This wordplay was forced, plus again the duplication of the "Al" is an issue to me.

I call a bitch & I smash the chouc, hos don't dig this fags approach
Cuz If jeff hornacek, she hangs up fast laughing at all the lame jazz he spoke

Jeff Hornacek coaches the Suns, so seeing a Jazz line about him was weird. This wordplay was terrible anyway.

U have to pay to be fucking snatch, while I stay numbing cat
If A.Dixon any bitch, her pussy looks like it ran thru more guys than a runningback

Anthony Dixon pun? That's a big stretch, and the payoff wasn't clever enough.