Good riddens you jagged nose, caption clone, faggot-posed bastard! Go back to that national geographic home with that toupe, dental gape n' bad cologne! Teleprompters failed you chimp! What kind of turtle wax did they detail you with?! Closet racist, holocaust escapist, statutory rapist! The only thing more disturbing than your pale one-liners are your "audience please applause" faces! I hate your guts! No seriously, you and that staff member you filled fulla geriatric member spunk should go grizzly hunt and die as a sacrificial stunt to replace paul walker so he can finish my favorite franchise you Fuck! Craig Ferg already turned you from sitting duck to dead bird before Jimmie Fallon soared and gave you head turds. Retire and disappear, you dry comedy engineer, you Arsenio polar opposite, you reincarnation of albino ostrich shit! Good riddens!! Apologize for the time you stole from your audience!
You will be missed.
