U are one midnight run to dairy queen from taking ur wife down a peg with the extention cord that charges ur star trek enterprise space ship .....which ironically is the cause of her neglect and ultimately...the over eating. You sound like foghorn leghorn in a deliverance cut scene getting ready to tar and feather Huck Finn and his black friend for stepping on ur lawn after labor day. U work at boces and beat up the retards that Joe metts buys lunch for then read psychology books written by R.L. Stein on ur 30 min lunch break that u spend in the bathroom.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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