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Old 04-08-2014, 06:51 PM   #25
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since this thread is a giant failure lets talk about a dope dude named sesostris

he was an egyptian pharoah whose legacy should piss in the face of most celebrated conquerers, but he wasnt white so who cares amiright? WRONG. he was a fucking G.

he conquered a territory similair in scope to alexander the great, yet you've probably never head of him.

his army was full of GOONS and SAVAGES. mainly ethiopians, like most white coaches in all sports leagues he figured out 8000 years ago that black people are physically superior, and he used them and arabs to fuck up every arab and some of the savagest white tribes of the time.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, if they were worthy of RESPECT, and HONOR, and fought VALIANTLY, he put pillars in place with his name, his image, and a message basically saying, SESOTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES.

when he came to a nation, and conquered them, and they put up a weak fight, or even gave up willingly, he put pillars in place with his name, his image and a message saying SESOSTRIS WAS HERE AND CONQUERED THESE DUDES, and he put a picture of a giant vagina on the pillars so all would know they were WOMEN.

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also after conquering thrace, and SCYTHIA, he returned to egypt, and INVENTED GEOMETRY, he was such a dope ruler that he gave every single egyptian an exact equal slice of land. he taxed this land that he gave, and if by some circumstance the river or something else wreaked havoc on that land, he would send out inspectors to see if it was true, and had to devise a way to figure out how much of that dudes land was lost, and how much less to charge that dude on taxes.

his answer?

GEOMETRY. invented that.

he was a fucking G.

thats all.
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