first battle vs "dacooljoe" on rapbasement - 11/26/2002:
MrAngry
Gold Rapper
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Central NJ
Posts: 163
I think it's time to have a "big" conversation "Little-Joe"
Comparing your ability to mine is like "Keanu Reeves" to "Pacino"
I'll play the "Devil's Advocate" since this battle is "Point Break"
Throw ya back in time wit rhymes like "Bill and Ted" for God's sake
In my opinion you ain't got no flavor - ya just "Vanilla"
It's like you're "Cool As Ice" and I'm "Thrilla In Manilla"
You couldn't last a round with my lyr-i-cal su-prem-acy
I'll deport ya back to Canada without dip-lo-mat-ic clem-ency
By the time I'm done with this, you'll go from "white boy" to "black-and-blue"
You're "Mr. Boddy" and I'm "Professor Plum" wit da "knife" like this is "Clue"
I mean I'm the "Colorado Avalanche" and you're the "Maple Leafs"
People gather all around to hear me drop - when you come on, they leave their seats
And every one of your drops sounds like "Horton Hears A Who"
I make you look like a reject from the sequel to "Wong Foo"
I'd say "Thanks For Everything" - but I wouldn't really mean it
All you've given me is a quick win - by this verse ya been defeated
So what's left to say to a never-has, never-was, and never-will-be?
A suggestion for time-travel to remove himself from his fam-i-ly tree
Cos he's embarassing their presence by even attempting to spit-game
Ruining their namesake just like a tighty-whitey shit-stain
For "Little Joe" I'm gonna make Christmas for his parents come early this-year
Shove him in a body bag - zip it tight - ensure he winds up in intensive-care
This little mack came after me - and there he made a giant blunder
Cos this battle rap is over - get a shovel - he's goin under.
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