[PancakeBrah]

Neither animal is "better" than the other. You guys are just carrying on a silly conversation for the sake of having a silly conversation. I won't stand for this, not now. Not ever. The fox is a carnivorous dog-like mammal that, if properly provoked, is harmful to human beings. The penguin has been marginalized by mainstream media. It's an animal, not some play thing, living in harsh tundra conditions. You both are simply silly. Weird for the purpose of being weird. These are affectations. If I met Witty in real life I would show him to an empty room with a starving fox. If I met DITW in real life I would assess her attractiveness. If found wanting I would show her to an empty room with a penguin. Do you know what the penguin would do? Nothing. Because it's a base animal that isn't aware of it's supposed "cuteness". This harsh reality would be a lesson learned. If Witty were to survive the fox, which I doubt because he is meek, I would sit him down with DITW and have them talk about this very conversation and how silly it was. It's rustling my jim jams that neither of you embrace the ruthless and calculating nature of nature. Enough is enough. We all have man poems to write. Please focus.