[uh-oh]

i can do it.

but you will all have to throw out everything you ever learned and accept me as your sensei.

like a true sense, i can't actually compete with my grasshoppers, im old and decrepit. but what i can teach you is proper form and techniques.

at the present you are all talented streetfighters, but none of you can really fight.

with my critiques i can make text fun to READ again, and when people actually read what other people write, it inspires people to write.

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