[uh-oh]

i've been doing this for ages on PR

except when i threw up on a chicks feet, i was drunk as fuck, not at the gym pretending to better my greasy self. SHOTS FIRED

but nah

today i woke up at 5:55 am, 5 minutes before my alarm which was disappointing. i had a RAGING BONER THO, and i was still in the half state of sleep where my AROUSAL was firing on all cylinders. i tried keeping my eyes half closed while searching around the net to find a ho who looked like the one in the dream i was having, i did, i beat off and then i realized it was 6:48. my sister was gonna be here at 7:15 to take me to work and i hadnt even made coffee yet. so i did that and got dressed and around 7:10 the coffee hit my GUTS and i had to BLOW ASS. so i did and luckily my sister didnt get here till after i was done. i went to work and first thing this morning i GASHED my pinky finger on one of the dual exhausts on this fucking DOPE 2 door box caprice i was working on. i was in a shitty mood cuz life in general so i decided not to do anything about it. no cleaning and bandaging i just dripped blood and let dirt and paint dust coagulate in it like a G. i did a bunch of boring shit at work, and got picked up by my sister and her boyfriend. her boyfriend was complaining about student loan people trying to get 550 dollars out of him a month. i was lol'ing inside like look at this dumb nigga went to school to get an extra rent bill lmao. nigga you do medical trancriptions or whatever and you went to school to be a video producer lmao. what a failure. coulda just been a failure and not be in debt. but word his life choices made me feel better, but feel worse for my sister for marrying such a dummy. but he's AIGHT. so then i got home and deep fried 3 chicken pattys with cheese and mayo, and i ate them while i was TYPING THIS.

DAY IN THE LIFE

bout to smoke some RESIN like a fucking CEO

should probably get a shower first tho and pour some alcohol in this cut on my finger so i don't lose my pinky to gangrene