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Originally Posted by anime_boners
Round 1 is Judged on overall load size and distance. Are you a fire hose or a squirt gun?
Round 2 is accuracy. Moving females face targets are set up from 2 feet back. How many accurate face shots can you make in 60 seconds?
Round 3 is speed. 2 nuts in. Testosterone levels lowered, and barely motivated, how fast can you finish?
Caveat: he is wearing the crystal and it is charged to full power.
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Reed we need a tie breaker ...
How about nothing but a back stroke, with tooth picks holding up your eyelids staring at a picture of Phillip Seymour Hoffman in his boogie nights shorts while tea bagging a cup of hot tea ... No krumpets