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Originally Posted by Bags
Ayo but
When i read the title i thought u meant like.....really bad ass slow motion scene
So thats how i will respond
Id be just walkin.....u kno...mad slow....behind my boss an that GIANT rotund rotisserie.....id have an object in hand.....i would sail the object over her right shoulder then....stealthily id jog towards her left...as her head followed the object....lets call it...a cosmo magazine...my hand would gloriously smash into her donkey creating a ripple thatd disturb tectonic plates...but conveniently ive performed this seemingly career hara kiri right by the 4th floor stair case that the janitor with hepatitus c keeps the door open too cuz he thinks it drys the stairs off when he mops them with this slippery shit that people injure themselves on....an i wouod do a sidewheel aerial thru the door as i look past the magnificent carnage and confusion i just orchestrated....i see my boy jordan.....hes the only one who barely sees me as i dissapear into obscurity....and i mouth to him while im upside down mid aerial....JESUS HANDS IS IN THE BUILDINGGGGGGGG....end scene.
In matrix.
Jesus hands.
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This > any skill or set of knowledge