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diode do people make jokes about how big you are? like its alright guys diodes here to move the heavy thing. and you smile along with the joke, but inside you got a boner like "they know im a big motherfucker YO WATUP SHA'BAT"

now imagine if instead of going to the gym regularly and cooking delicious meals, you just ate red lead pasta dinners every other day seperated by pork chops and steaks and chicken. you chainsmoked cigs and had wendys burger king or subway everyday for lunch. and by subway i mean the big philly cheesesteak footlong. and all you ever drink is coca cola and BEER. and imagine your bald and bearded like a ruffian and people think you were an extra in braveheart and everywhere you went people look at you like your a BEAST and can move heavy shit.

i think you get the point.

basically we should have a shirtless pic-off

i just dont want to post a pic like hey guys im shirtless!! but i guess asking you for one is just as bad.

sicc you go first