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Originally Posted by Vividlyvague
In my defense, I haven't been a raging alchy in 6 yrs.
Plus it pays to be a lightweight when you have a tight budget. So shotgun everything I drink and jump up and down for the blood to circulate faster.
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I shotgun everything too because I'm a victim of poverty and I'm 260 lbs so it takes allot to get me drunk, but since I'm 260 there will be no jumping in my future drinking escapades.