[Lars]

so i can shit in warmth and comfort without having to take the Calvin's down


my bathroom cold as Lama's Alaskan cave of a morning, yo

straight up

it aint about sitting on no ice block of a toilet seat at 6am and feeling the emb chills from the ceramic of the toilet against the tops of my legs

so i figured 'why not just wear my boxers back to front, that way there's already a kinda poop-pocket built in by leaving the buttons undone?'

warm and snug too

flawless victory IMHO