You're the microscopic epic type,
The I-need-phonics ghetto type.
The guy that never gets a life.
The only one that reps a pike.
Your house? an egg carton contraption,
You guzzle piss for electrolytes.
You muffle on dick and get the like
For scratch off ticks and extra bites.
For all these pipes you jump in on,
You deserve an extra life.
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Ahem.
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