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With the stipulations you've put forth I choose the vagina with the size of a coca cola bottle cap. Seems easier to hide with a fitted cap, extra gel in my hair to make sure it isn't visible or something. The back with erected dicks would definitely not be a good look at the beach etc., not to mention I have a feeling it would need a lot of blood so falling unconscious would probably prove to be a common problem.

Would you rather fuck 50 extremely obese women with a serious lack of hygiene for at least 20 minutes each or 5 good looking ones with random STD's for the same ammount of time without protection?