Originally Posted by Lars

lmaoaoaoaoao okay okay i didn't make the op clear

the pussy on your forehead about... the size of the top of a coke bottle?... i'm improvising here

only really noticeable at lets say, 10 yards

but noticeable enough that you would be questioned about it by any chick you encounter EVER!

the yoghurt slingers on your back are all erect and at least 9" in length, 3/4" in girth

you're a walking masterbatedon here

a giant jizzosaurus spine of erectile roflzzz

which one do you choose now?!