lmaoaoaoaoao okay okay i didn't make the op clear
the pussy on your forehead about... the size of the top of a coke bottle?... i'm improvising here
only really noticeable at lets say, 10 yards
but noticeable enough that you would be questioned about it by any chick you encounter EVER!
the yoghurt slingers on your back are all erect and at least 9" in length, 3/4" in girth
you're a walking masterbatedon here
a giant jizzosaurus spine of erectile roflzzz
which one do you choose now?!
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