I mean, if the gold lab is giving me "do me" vibes all night. I might slip it a little something-something. But that's only after my girlfriend dies, my child joins Boy Scouts (or something gay like that) and I've got a .45 next to me for afterwards.
Really though? I've got a son. If I had a daughter and seen you and your sex offender buddies talking like this. I'd level the lot of ya.
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