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Originally Posted by uh-oh

ima drunk driving professional

but ive never drove blackout drunk, mainly because its next to impossible for me to get to blackout drunk mode, i'll just get sick before my body get enough alcohol in it to actually black out. last time i blacked out i was probably 16ish

but ive been DRUNK and drive all the time. MOBBIN through the hood bumpin some shit blowing factory 6x9's staring at all the plebians outside of bars like YALL DONT WANT IT

tires chirpin off the curb and shit

but word i dont drink anymore. my main problem with drinking is whenever im drinking, wherever im at, is the opposite of where i want to be. so i take off and do shit

last time i drank tho my boy tried to beat up his girl, he was in that drunk zone where he was almost ready to try and fight me, but i got him out of there and drove home, went through a dui checkpoint in whiteville, but they let me go through because my boy was so drunk it made me seem sober.

but word the checkpoint freaked me out so i stopped

for selfish reasons. not because im scared i was gonna hit a kid and kill them. what kids are out at 3 am????? run an old bitch over. the night is for hooligans and police strictly

I knew uh oh would deliver a classic drunk driving story

I just knew