[Swerve]

10. Neighbor - who's fucking neighbor are you? Are you Mr. Rogers neighbor? We don't take kindly to people who establish themselves as a neighbor but don't follow through on the full description. Leave your girl, but be gone with your name.

9. Uh-Oh - not followed by Spaghettio's. Unacceptable.

8. Aero - wtf are you? A windows system? A chocolate bar? Well I know you're not a chocolate bar because you're not black but comon son. That name both sucks and is extremely unsuccessful in the stock market.

7. Destroyer - What on Earth do you destroy? If it's not a easy open pack of brandied prunes, I'd like to call shenanigans.

6. (Con)Strikta - Someone should have constrikta'd your windpipe when they found out you picked this stupid name to display on a rap board. Along with that, they should have constrikta'd your freedom and constrikta'd your ability to breed children because you are a scumbag.

5. Alphabet - Your name is stupid.

4. Ill Nik-A - Being old doesn't excuse you from having a name that looks like it was written by a parkinson's having Alzheimer's patient.

3. Certain - What are you certain of? That noone will read your paragraphs explaining the origins of text? That you'll fail as a moderator of any site you associate your name with? That you'll pick one of the worst names possible and think it sounds cleaver? Yea.

2. Chyeah - Your name is a celebratory expression, but it has the exact opposite effect whenever anyone sees you post.

1. Bags - Maybe you believe that the simplicity of a seamed plastic sheet that gets items placed inside it on a continuous basis is a good basis for a netcees name. It isn't and you're still fat.