Dear Diary: as the NASA Pleades Supercomputer continues to calculate the number of fucks that I can no longer give I find myself cold and distant to what I once considered to be "life". Do I want to live in a society where the term "Hick Hop" exists? Why do I work in an environment where dudes look like Michonne from The Walking Dead, the robot ninjas from Mortal Kombat and Lil Wayne with Sickle Cell? If space "continues to expand constantly" where was the end of space before it expanded? Is Dale Earnhardt in heaven? How do graphics get inside my Playstation 3 . And if the Madden Curse is real, why didn't we try putting Osama Bin Ladin on there back in the day? If God stubs his toe does be scream "me damn"? What if the Mogwai is eating at 11:59 and still chewing at the time the clock changes to 12:01? What if he's in a different time zone or Daylight Savings Time was in effect? Technically isn't every time "after midnight"? I mean theres no stated rule for what time is ok again to feed him. Chris Benoit, you think he's in heaven right now?
Where are Magic Johnson's aids?
Last edited by Batty; 02-28-2014 at 12:13 AM.
Reason: I was beating my dick and my mustache fell off my face
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