WE HAVE SEEN ENOUGH
YOU ARE ACCEPTED INTO OUR LEAST PRESTIGIOUS PROGRAM AMONGST NC
THE RAWNPRENTICESHIP
STEADY THE COURSE U FOLLOW AND U WILL BE BANGING ONLY THE MOST EXTRAVAGANT LAWN MAINTENCE EQUIPMENT, SWIMMING WITH THE DINOSAURS, RECRUITING BRAIN SURGEONS TO WORK IN YOUR TIME PORTAL DEVICE AND FURIOUSLY ATTACKING THE WOMEN THAT PAY YOUR BILLS IN NO TIME.
I CAM SEE YOUR HANDS SHRINKING ALREADY!
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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