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i was a beast back in the day, in pads i was much easier to tackle. i remember after football practice in middle school we were just fucking around playing some regular tackle football without our pads and i was like MIKE ALSTOTT just carrying dudes and it took like 3-4 people to bring me down

but my days of being remotely athletic are far behind me. cigs and just my general comatose state when im not working have destroyed any athletic abilities i once had

i wish i never smoked weed and turned into a degenerate. i was the fastest kid on my midget football team and i played fullback

i dont know how familiar with american football you are, but fullbacks are generally slow giant dudes. not big enough to play on the line, but too big usually and too slow to actually be a running back, so they just cleared the way for runningbacks

but word i was a god in midget and middle school football. then i moved and destroyed my life with drugs and video games and didnt even do high school sports

biggest mistake of my life, espescially considering i went to basically like the alabama of high school football. my high school and its rival is the only high school football game you can bet on in vegas

but word we all gotta live with our mistakes. seriously depressed about my life choices back then.