They have a place near me (in Maryland) that claims to be New York City-style pizza. And it looks exactly like it. And the cheese pulls and bubbles like it. Then you take one bite, and it's just not the same. The crust is crumbly and shitty and doesn't compare.
I'm a hard-core pizza snob. It's problematic living four hours from New York.
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