[PancakeBrah]

I suck at bowling. I was drunk as fuck and lost a bunch of money betting on bowling last night. Like, quite a bit of money. I threw a lot of gutter balls. Like, in the gutter halfway down the lane. I would pause and look at every one as it rolled down the gutter and then do an exaggerated fist pump when it was in the bowling ball pit of death. It was not fun, though. I did not do good.