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Old 02-21-2014, 12:41 PM   #60
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nacho cheese and cool ranch ftw. i went through a phase where flavored chips were amazing. any and everything. alot of it is overdone tho. you dont wanna eat something like that all the time it gets wack and old. its like marinating a steak. its awesome but really the steak itself is fine without marinades

BUT YO

i don't think a caveman would like them, mainly just looking at how tastes have developed in the past 2000 years let alone hundreds of thousands of years

the romans favorite condiment, which they put on EVERYTHING, was fish slime basically. a bunch of these little fish like sardines, i dont know if they were sardines, but those types of fish, they would let sit in the sun in special clay pots for a few days, and the salt content in the fish, combined with the moisture and the heat, would basically liquify the guts of the fish, and after a certain ROTTING period they would strain the shit into bottles/vases whatever they used, and it would be good to go.

they put this slime on everything from the meats they ate, to even dipping fruit in it

it was like the ranch dressing of BC times

and it sounds fucking disgusting

now when you look at doritos they are flavored with cheese basically, which is rotten milk from a COW.

so i think 2000 years from now people will look back on us like wtf so they milked COWS, and then fermented the milk and made it coagulate and then they mixed it with chemicals and etc.

i dont think the cavemen were ready

mainly because they didnt have any dairy in there diets, other than breastmilk from humans. so at the very least it might taste good to them, but the fact they have no tolerance for the lactose or whatever its called, it would lead to violent diarrhea and maybe even full blown sickness

which would lead them away from continiuing to eat it.
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