"ur delivery's deliverance"
but yo
They never laughed at him, or his T-Rex appendages!
They never asked what it was like for his head to have hats as a nemesis???
How he flew a private jet and unified physics with a simple mental polish
Rawn is smarter than you after only a couple nights at junior college
Just ask him, trust me, he propels it
Rawns a rockstar: buys it, snorts it, sells it.
He is the smartest, he goes the hardest, so every story you tell?
He topped that.
And every awesome thing you want? You already know…
He copped that
Rawn the Gawd, you don’t want drama, u besta know he’ll let them tec’s spew
While refusing to see he looks like Joe’Pesci’s hermaphrodite ass nephew
And that only a blooming onion gon save him when there’s rent due
He is He-man, Bat man, and the whole A-team mixed in with Sun Tzu
On the beats? he a beast, out of sight, so bet he gon out eat the Klump crew
On the streets? he neva lost a fight, its elementary like he’s your favorite gumshoe.
So u know: Every bitch in the world of which he is keen he’s humped too
(How could your dad leave and your mom not love you?)
Rawn is a stone cold killer, a ladies man, and investor,
A tombstone dealer, admit you’re his biggest fan, he’s an inventor
He climbed Mount Everest and cured his house cat of dick cancer
He plays b-ball in hockey skates, got the fade, the handle, plus he’s a sick passer
Rawn is running for governor of his state, bet that he is a shoe-in
His soul is that coal where pressure and diamonds grew in
Rawn is not human. Rawn is a psychologist, a bank robber, an athlete
A porn star, a rabbi, he time travelled and beat Jessie Owens at a track meet
Rawn created Marvel Comics, He can breathe underwater
He is a real life G.I. Joe, he is a real life GodFather
A made man with a spray tan, a hacker, he is Neo in this matrix
all of those were note worthy, lol, i read 4 lines of mcfaggits gay shit an got bored, fuck outta here
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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