[Certain]

All these verses remind me of winter batting practice back in middle school and early high school, before baseball got too serious. You've got the natural athleticism and hand-eye coordination, so you'll be fine when the real season starts. But now you're messing with all sorts of swings and hitches and seeing what you can do. This was a funny little story that didn't feel complete but did manage to tackle a unique approach to an excellent topic. It wouldn't have won a battle against an elite opponent, but that's fine here. I liked that you combined your normal swagger and storytelling approach with this goofy story. You kept things a bit more simplistic here, rhyme-wise, and it worked.