[Lars]

apparently the CID have rang and they're looking into our 'landlord' as there's no one down as owning the property we rent

they don't know who it is we've been paying rent to

the CID have said they're coming round in the next hour and need mrs lars to get all our bank statements and details from the estate agents or w/e together for when they come round

as it happens, the landlord is coming round at about half 6 to look at/fix a problem we've been having with the boiler

he's completely unaware that they're arriving

i'm at work right now so don't know a whole lot more

i hope to fucking god this hasn't been some elaborate scam and we find ourselves homeless

FUCK

no troll neither, serious shit