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Originally Posted by Certain
Can someone type up a transcript so I don't have to watch this woolly mammoth-looking Central Pennsylvanian spill marinara all over his life?
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“Certain, you are a fat faggot. I would imagine that you would probably eat a Cinnabon out of a toilet. I mean, Jesus Christ, you still haven’t posted a picture. We all know you’re hideous as fuck. You are the evoluuushin (sic) of Rawn. When your friends play Mortal Kombat you skip your turn so that you can narrative fun facts about the game. Your friends hate you. Get yourself a
(chortles) cardio regiment (
pronounced w/ T sound) you flabby journalist. Or maybe you could just write an article about something you actually know about; putting dicks in your mouth.”
-Bags