[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

yea fuck it i'd take em

i don't like them, but i'd see how much my boy would pay per pill, and i would just charge him half what he's willing to pay and hook him up

everyones happy

but the fat chick. slide her some dick yo

if your worried about the smell pull some smooth FLY SHIT

when i was doing coke and drinking all summer i convinced this one fat chick to drive me around and buy me drugs/booze. but i gave her dick, cuz im a good samaritan. the key was i told her i've had a shower fetish, so i would have her get butt ass naked in the shower, and cover herself in soap suds

then i'd swoop in and murk

don't eat it or nothing, gross

but fat chicks cum from just being groped crazy

all covered in soap your shit will get hard just from getting enveloped in soapy flesh

murk it out, push her out of the way, rinse off and pretend someones calling you and bounce

fat bitches 101

How did this get overlooked?