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yea i don't get it

all he would have to do is walk up on a group of ho's and yell I'M DARREN SHARPER

and they would be like

????????

but then some dude would split the crowd of women like OH SHIT MAN lemme get an autograph

and then he would buy the bar

and all the bitches would be fighting eachother to blow him

espescially now with google on phones

what shitty life decisions he's made yo