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Old 02-14-2014, 07:38 PM   #13
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- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
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once big baby was getting ready for valentinos for mustachio incorporated ball at the mustachio towers in northern manhattan next to mustachio bank and lauren by mustachio. big baby took mustachia out to ordinary dinner and mustachia wasnt having it. the twinkle in her eye said its ok weve been married so long bb da bb but i can tell she was upset that i didnt take her to the cinderella ball like she was precariously looking aposter of when i snuck into her room and spied on her while she was naked with bib on. i didnt say anything cause i wanted 2 see what she was up too. while waiter put my and her bib on i said hey waiter come here ya yankee hes like who me im like yes come here. he come like stumbling over yes mustachio what can i get you. im like dere a fight going on in a 2.9 star hotel with two losers in about 2 hours he said but your sire what do you want me to do i smack the shit out of him im like dont ever fucking speak unless i touch your thigh hes like ok and i smack him again im like thats your penis not thigh you idiot hes blushing like sorry i smack again but this time i smack his penis he a idiot he got hard lol i tipped him for his tip. wink wink. mustacha wasnt please its ok listen to story. so then i called owner of entire 5 star restaurant we in and mustachia is like omg muistachio youre so flashy and ugh like normal wife of 34 years do im like mustacha i swear ro tfucking GOD SHUT TEH FUCK UP IM A BUSINESS BABY and she cried to herself wiping tear with bibs i call waiter over im like what u got on menu hes like for what i smack him again idiot i didnt touch his thigh but thne i said lol jk you can talk, anyway, long story short manager and owner come im like my wife want to go to cinderella ball but before dat i want to take her 2 see a fight primetime and he like what u want me to do i said there a little mehicano with a weird chest proportion and a maybe black maybe white guy in a hotel lobbie about 20 mins from here in a poor hotel i would neve rbe seen in he like ok so long story short i make the waiter staff take me like king to hotel and watche the fight i saw mehicano with a mustachio glistening i bet on him cause mustachio da only way to go he walk in hotel and fight about to commence idk who cause idk who opponent is,i heard its a masked figure. mustacha is enamored shes like oh big baby!! with her tiny baby voice and drooling all over her new silk baby dress she like dis so romantic im like 8-) i know mustacha i know i smack her just out of habit shes like baby why imlike lol shut up watch fight love u idiot she cryr some more waiter thigh i touch and he like yes sir im like you got big dick bitch hes like lol :) anyway fight abotu to start bell ring and mehicano run out of hotel apparently he thought it was the immigrant worker bell and he went to find truck and i was disappointed, nobody else was in lobby at the time so it was weird. anyway i took her to cinderella ball and fuck baby in baby twaterina and had more tiny baby babies they like me baby but smaller baby so small with big cocks
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Originally Posted by greed View Post
If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks
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