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Old 02-14-2014, 01:01 PM   #16
Witty
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Join Date: Jan 2013
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Battle Record: 30-41

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- Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic

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You battled Hush, Cronus and Lefty, that’s a feat to finish,
You’re practically a hall of famer…with all the verses that beat you in it.
I liked this
You think your girl love you and you’re the only man that can tap,
But on the low she getting more pipe than the flappy birds app.
No
Thinking he’s got a shot against the champ, the man is insane,
Tettris failed to reach the top so many times, he probably mastered the game.
Cool
I clear my throat before I make demands, a high roller that’ll kill hostages,
You clear your throat by pushing ya tonsils aside while your boyfriend fucks your esophagus.
kinda simple but still lold tbh
Any hype you EVER had was from dr, that shit doesn’t look fair to me,
Fact is Tetrode all the vets for so long it looked like military shock therapy.
Cool
Get money on this battle and the cash’ll be gone ‘fore I hit ya,
Everything you put up would disappear so fast, you’ll feel like Witty and Strikta.
Cool idea but it didn't hit hard imo

vs

I saw a glimpse into his social life n thought it was grim
This insecure bitch tried to buy the site cuz no one ever bought into him
Did swerve try to buy the site? I don't know if that's true....if it is, this was cool
Plus Winter Warz bombed so heed what I’m bout to share
Failure’s the first Step to success…n u need to be fitted for a powerchair
lol
Fuck outta here. Truthfully, u ain’t even worth mentionin
Cuz to keep it 100…u couldn’t get a tourney started giving away a Benjamin
Nice and also true lol
N what’s up with ur pic? Wonder why I’m clowning u chump?
I got a Hunchback in school u were a loser…and never got outta the Slump
Cool wordplay, played concept tho
Pimple faced punk. You knew I’d be shining and, dude…
I’m throwing shade til your crater face resembles the dark side of the moon
ehhh, not feeling it
Comparing wits? Ur a fairy bitch that wants a bromance
This is Shadow Boxing (i.e. an albino, scared of his, has absolutely no chance)
Nice wording, decent punch

This was a kinda on/off battle, both had some cool lines and both had lines that just should never have been written. I think both had 2 real quoteables, Swerve's first and the tetrode line were his best imo Tettris had the power chair line and the keeping it 100 line which I think was lotd so I'm gonna give it to him - vote Tettris.
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