I believe my true self is that of a 1978 Honda Civic. That is who i truly am on the inside, To express this aspect of my personality i like to draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1978 Honda Civic and i share them with others of my kind. Barbie, my girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates. Automobile soul-mates. I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes i attend conventions. People persecute me for being a myself, when i am just being my true self. My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his ford Escort. I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point.. They don't understand me, i have just as much right to the road as they do. Those assholes at the DMV are the worst. I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution. I mean, i have a good mechanic.You've never lived until you've had this a real mechanic change your oil. I really think I'm a car. Beep beep, mother fucker.
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