Your writing bad lol
One time I read one of your pieces and I looked to my acquaintances (we all read the Open Mics out loud while drinking pinot noir in leather jackets) and laughed. They thought it was written by one of the retards! I kept telling them 'Bros, I'm serious. An actual nontard wrote this!" And they just kept laughing and saying "No way brah, that's retard!" I eventually just started laughing too and gave in saying "Yeah its a tard open mic! I didn't even know they had computers!" I felt bad lying, but when in Rome, ya know.
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