The Realest i Ever Wrote: pt 1
You ever heard that story..
The one about the guy who gets in a relationship for a while, until finally.. he realizes the bitch he's with is everything he dislikes in a woman?
So he leaves her, only to be told that she's pregnant.. right after he breaks up with her?
Well, I'm living that shit.
And this may quite possibly be..
The realest shit I ever wrote.
True story. Listen..
Pregnant bitches pop up, moneys all they want from me
At's why I party every night, cause mysery love company
Sympathy -come fuck with me, symphonies -doves, covetry!
sip with me, drunk!, drugs in me!!, figure to fuck suffering!!!
Cause somebodies been sleeping in my bed, I fucking hope
She's with baby, and her name is the biggest joke I fucking know!
I mean, it started off typical like
Another chick who needs dick in'er life
Wore condoms, cause I take all my niggas advice
You don't wanna catch the drip, fucking bitches are tryfe
Its all pretty logical feed
Couple weeks go by, and we still ain't stopping to eat
The bitch loves cock, she's a freak
Couple times without a hard hat, hope I didnt drop any seeds
Next thing you know, I'm waking up with her ass
On the way out the door, has my lunch in a bag
I'm thinking.. "ya -that's what's up, make'r work for the sex"
A year later, bitch served me a paternity test!!!
Stressed...
So here's the negatives, already had two kids and two babyfathers
I'm like -cool, if you all handle business I ain't making no drama
The kids were outta control, but their dads weren't a problem
I met the fagits, first class addicts, bitch asses, i'd stomp'em
My comfort level was growing, I'm sure you probably guessed it
Had'r own house, and a refridgerator full from lasagna to lettuce
Forget it, figured I found a good girl I could fuck for a while
Pussy was plump, plus my whole level of hunger was down
I started coming around more, and I began noticing shit
Like she never went to work, how she afford groceries and kids?
So to myself I'm like, we need to have a social event
And talk about the type of things she has to go through for rent
At this point, I'm tryina figure out what her hustle about
Came straight forward and said HUD pays every month for her house!!
Plus, wow, she's a product of the government with welfare on the fork
And she be paying all her bills through her childrens support!!!
I'm like whoa fucking nelly, something compelled me to snap
Broke up with her ass, told me she was pregnant..
I'm like who the hells kid in your belly is that!?!?!?
You either gonna have abortion or adopt it away
Cause when it comes to that support shit, I'm not opting to pay
We parted ways, I took my shit and headed back to the county
Spoke a few times, that was that..
Until the sherriff captain had found me
Surround me at work, appearance due for a date -surely
Been bout a week since they swabbed my cheeks -poor me
Still not sure who's to blame, unfortunately
Forced to be deep, As I try to defend my glory -cause..
You see, every real story is a never ending story ..FUCK!!!
The Realest ShitI EverWrote. Part 2: Fifty Shades Of Grey.
You see this lump in my hands, or you totally blind?
This bitch is pregnant, and I don't even know if its mine
But its fine, cause in my heart I don't care for the kid
And all I ever think about is how to burry this bitch
The adversary she is, need an axe -pole, or capsule in'er mouth
I wanna end thier fucking lives, no shadow of a doubt
I'm sorry -I blacked out, i think I'm losing my mind
The picture doesn't quite describe this illusion of mine
Knowing I was stupid inside, way I lift her legs and slayed
I fucked her once for every page in fifty shades of grey
Hey -I'm a man, what you expect in the heat of the moment
And she's a woman, should've known she had ulterior motives
Ion't totally hate kids, don't get me wrong from this grudge
I'm a parent, I have a six year old daughter I love
But all the above's different, the new bitch is ugly to see
And all she has is a case of wanting money from me
Rapes government cheese, plus she want support for this runt!?
Well fuck that, I think my tax money's more than enough!!
You say the babies more important than us, but your lying you bitch!!!
Saw an ovulation ap in your phone, you were trying for kids!!!
Meanwhile... I keep these thoughts of mine bottled inside
Even noticed a smile pass through our photographers eyes
Fucking idiot is probably blind, while I'm twisted with hate
The only person who knows how I feel is this bitch that I date
Its a myserable state, how can't she feel the tension I hold
I'm a ticking time bomb, hoping that our friendship explodes
Corodes, and the shrapnel tears her fucking stomache in half
Dumping the trash, killing a fetus that I never wanted to have
Blunt with the facts, but never meant for this shit to harvest
Fuck this verse, and for the record -this picture is garbage