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Originally Posted by Hush
You'd be killed as a heretic within 2 weeks
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probably. more likely someone would think i was a slave because of my variant of anglo speech, my blue eyes and beard. i'd be a slave barbarian
but with any luck my fat DICK will get me sold to some fine roman noble woman. she'll teach me the language post coitus and i can mentor her kids in politics and science
just gotta make sure i don't spill wine on them while pouring it
but rome was dope even if i was enslaved, they had a day off every week where they could work towards buying there own freedom
so sooner or later i could be free.
worst case scenario is they make me a gladiator because im a giant compared to ancient men who were like 5'4''