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Originally Posted by big baby
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I would have old gypsy women with long fingernails and penises rub your dick with Rogaine, until it grows a mustache, then id higher jeff Dunham to make it look like it was talking by opening and closing your foreskin. If you do not have foreskin, one will be provided for you. Then id have a death metal drummer beat your nuts around with the double bass pedals like the levers on a pinball machine, until eventually you threw up your whole skeletal frame