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Originally Posted by Vulgar
Lookin like he sells bowls of chili at Papa Roach concerts
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He got one of his titties signed by Matt Kenseth at a NASCAR race.
He's got a lifetime ban from Golden Corral.
He cums in tubes socks and then wears them
Has made solid plans to die of old age and as a virgin
His mom makes better jokes about his acne then anybody else. She's proactive when it comes to not buying him Proactive
He once fucked a ziploc bag filled with Kozy Shack rice pudding
Went as Snorlax for Halloween 2011
Had to switch to contacts and change schools in order to avoid "Velma" chants
Got catfished by a 42 year old man in Topeka, Kansas who he thought was a 14 year old chick named Christina.