His complexion resembles the final days of John C. Homes' dick.
Looks like he's been cranking dirtbikes with his chin
Got swag like he would be coming up with elaborate ways to order a Real Doll off the Internet without having it traced back to him.
Jacks off with condoms on for practice
Looks like he was born with male and female parts and has been getting meds for it for about 5 months now.
Has one black friend named Shavon who's a beast at Yu-Gi-Oh trivia
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